Night was fucking crazy.
Long story short - Mama Lion and Virgin Whore kidnapped me, went to the football game and met up with Bodybuilder. Haha. I missed them all.
Well, we went to an after party, and it's freezing here. It got down to 37 degrees.
More stuff that happened - Bodybuilder sprained his knuckle and broke off a door handle to Mama Lion's car, the Virgin Whore isn't a virgin anymore... (Let's just call her Whore from now on.) And we all passed out in my bedroom. Haha.
Bleh.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
I don't know anymore.
I just hit rock bottom.
I did a bowl-a-thon for the chorus today, and I sucked. But I'm getting $14 in Credit for chorus, so...
Anyway, I want to make this blog as short and sweet as possible.
The guy I like is back with his ex. Oh, and by the way, he said THE DAY BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER, that he liked me too.
Fuck my life.
I did a bowl-a-thon for the chorus today, and I sucked. But I'm getting $14 in Credit for chorus, so...
Anyway, I want to make this blog as short and sweet as possible.
The guy I like is back with his ex. Oh, and by the way, he said THE DAY BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER, that he liked me too.
Fuck my life.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Drag Queens and Walmart Rapists.
Oh my GOD.
Saturday night, I went to a nearby town to see the annual showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, possibly one of the greatest movies ever made. As you SHOULD know, people dress up for this movie like it's Star Wars on heroin, mixed in with Drag Queens, songs, and SEX. A LOT, LOT, LOOOOOT OF SEX. I just sprayed my hair white for this event, and passed myself off as a "transylvanian". It worked, cause my friend "Kendra" (COUGH COUGH HAIDEEKAE) brought her little sister along (Let's call her Pedobait.) and she had one of those gay leather nazi caps. It worked with my leather jacket.
When I got there, I saw Honeyballs (Don't ask) Kendra, Kendra's boyfriend (Robin.), one of Honeyball's friends, and Pedobait. They were playing Casper, so we just hung around in the back. And I drank Unicorn Jizz. (Hershey's white chocolate milk.) AND THEN WE SAW A MINI JUSTIN BIEBER. Kendra started screaming. It was so hilarious. So, we sat on a beach near a store, and we just were our loud, obnoxious selves. We met some random creeper (James Sunderland lookalike!) and these awesome ass parents who were taking their 3 year old to see RHPS too. He knew how to do the time warp. When that kid is 16, I'm stalking him like Pedobear stalks lolis. The movie was SUPPOSED to play at 10:30, but instead, they started showing New Moon. I read the ENTIRE Twilight saga, and watched the movies, just so I can make fun of them. (Although, Taylor Lautner is REALLY HOT.) and the entire time, Kendra and I were shouting "LIIIIPS!!! LET THERE BE LIPS!!!" And everytime we saw a Motorcycle, we shouted "NOT MEATLOAF AGAIN!!!"
So, us, being the retards we are, got in line for a haunted house we had no intention on going into. They had this person in a costume, and I was like "HEY! YOU'RE SEXY!" When IT clearly wasn't. It had security come and remove us. It was quite worth the lulz.
So, when Rocky Horror came on, my group was the only group doing participation. I was like "WTF" cause I was the only one doing it at first, then my whores jumped in later. We even threw in our own participation. (Teach me how to love again! / Show me how to be a freak!) It was HILARIOUS. We all got on stage to do the Time Warp, which was beautiful. After that, I had Pedobait, James, and some random chick we met go up with me for Rose Tint My World. Pedobait just stood thereLIKE THE LOLI SHE IS and I have NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK JAMES WAS DOING. But when Brad's part came on, I nailed it. I did it PERFECTLY, and made the crowd go apeshit when I felt up my own leg. Janet was pretty good too, but I still can't remember that bitches name. At least she let me us her boa!
Now, for I'm Going Home, I was surprised that I was the only one who got up there to Shadow Cast it. Either way, it was beautiful. I pulled it off EXACTLY like the movie, and even got into the crowd for the final scene. Appearantly, I was so good at it, the crowd went apeshit before I even ended. But when I go to sit down, guess who I find out was watching me the entire time?
My mother.
I was SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. But I love my mom, so OH FUCKING WELL.
After the movie ended, this woman talked to us, and said she was gonna talk to some of the managers of the place, and try to have them replay it every month, just so I can come back. I never knew I was so good at being Jailbait...
So, Mom drove Honeyballs home, and I was having SEVERE nausea and stomach cramps. We were driving Robin to Walmart, where his mom would pick him up, and we both went in to use the bathroom.NO, I DON'T PEAK AT GUYS IN THE BATHROOM. FUCK YOU. And there was this weird guy in there, he looked 25. He was playing with the water. He said he was 'trippin on acid' and was like "Wall wanna buy somethin? I got weed, crack, LSD..." We were like "No thanks!" And he pushed on Robin, and was like "DID YOU MURDER SOMEBODY!?" cause he had FAKE blood on his shirt. We needed to get the FUCK out of there, which we did. He fucking followed us. He's all "Why are you running away from me?!" Um, maybe because you're creepier than me at The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
But then, he REALLY pissed me off.
"I'm supposed to be the stalker here. I'mma rape the both of you. Starting with the guy in the black shirt." (Me.) I turned around, and told him to back off. He told me to "chill" before he kicked my ass. I went up to the nearest register, and told them what happened. Yeah, they did nothing. So, I called mom, and THANKFULLY, an officer was RIGHT THERE, and she told him everything. He pulled the guy over, and did a regular intoxication test. He failed miserably. But he didn't have any drugs. But then the officers told us the most disturbing thing that night. "He's underage." I felt like SUCH an asshole. He was screaming at Robin and I from the cop car. I felt bad, cause we were standing in the middle of the Walmart parking lot, at 3 in the morning. Robin's mother was there, to pick him up, but we couldn't leave yet. She was patient, and really sweet. Either way, the kid's mom came to get him, and she gave us the dirtiest look, as if WE did something wrong. Um, ex-squeeze me BITCH, but I didn't want to risk getting raped. Either way, I went home, and PASSED OUT.
What a fucking night. ♥
Oh, and I just made my hair WHITE.
Saturday night, I went to a nearby town to see the annual showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, possibly one of the greatest movies ever made. As you SHOULD know, people dress up for this movie like it's Star Wars on heroin, mixed in with Drag Queens, songs, and SEX. A LOT, LOT, LOOOOOT OF SEX. I just sprayed my hair white for this event, and passed myself off as a "transylvanian". It worked, cause my friend "Kendra" (COUGH COUGH HAIDEEKAE) brought her little sister along (Let's call her Pedobait.) and she had one of those gay leather nazi caps. It worked with my leather jacket.
When I got there, I saw Honeyballs (Don't ask) Kendra, Kendra's boyfriend (Robin.), one of Honeyball's friends, and Pedobait. They were playing Casper, so we just hung around in the back. And I drank Unicorn Jizz. (Hershey's white chocolate milk.) AND THEN WE SAW A MINI JUSTIN BIEBER. Kendra started screaming. It was so hilarious. So, we sat on a beach near a store, and we just were our loud, obnoxious selves. We met some random creeper (James Sunderland lookalike!) and these awesome ass parents who were taking their 3 year old to see RHPS too. He knew how to do the time warp. When that kid is 16, I'm stalking him like Pedobear stalks lolis. The movie was SUPPOSED to play at 10:30, but instead, they started showing New Moon. I read the ENTIRE Twilight saga, and watched the movies, just so I can make fun of them. (Although, Taylor Lautner is REALLY HOT.) and the entire time, Kendra and I were shouting "LIIIIPS!!! LET THERE BE LIPS!!!" And everytime we saw a Motorcycle, we shouted "NOT MEATLOAF AGAIN!!!"
So, us, being the retards we are, got in line for a haunted house we had no intention on going into. They had this person in a costume, and I was like "HEY! YOU'RE SEXY!" When IT clearly wasn't. It had security come and remove us. It was quite worth the lulz.
So, when Rocky Horror came on, my group was the only group doing participation. I was like "WTF" cause I was the only one doing it at first, then my whores jumped in later. We even threw in our own participation. (Teach me how to love again! / Show me how to be a freak!) It was HILARIOUS. We all got on stage to do the Time Warp, which was beautiful. After that, I had Pedobait, James, and some random chick we met go up with me for Rose Tint My World. Pedobait just stood there
Now, for I'm Going Home, I was surprised that I was the only one who got up there to Shadow Cast it. Either way, it was beautiful. I pulled it off EXACTLY like the movie, and even got into the crowd for the final scene. Appearantly, I was so good at it, the crowd went apeshit before I even ended. But when I go to sit down, guess who I find out was watching me the entire time?
My mother.
I was SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. But I love my mom, so OH FUCKING WELL.
After the movie ended, this woman talked to us, and said she was gonna talk to some of the managers of the place, and try to have them replay it every month, just so I can come back. I never knew I was so good at being Jailbait...
So, Mom drove Honeyballs home, and I was having SEVERE nausea and stomach cramps. We were driving Robin to Walmart, where his mom would pick him up, and we both went in to use the bathroom.
But then, he REALLY pissed me off.
"I'm supposed to be the stalker here. I'mma rape the both of you. Starting with the guy in the black shirt." (Me.) I turned around, and told him to back off. He told me to "chill" before he kicked my ass. I went up to the nearest register, and told them what happened. Yeah, they did nothing. So, I called mom, and THANKFULLY, an officer was RIGHT THERE, and she told him everything. He pulled the guy over, and did a regular intoxication test. He failed miserably. But he didn't have any drugs. But then the officers told us the most disturbing thing that night. "He's underage." I felt like SUCH an asshole. He was screaming at Robin and I from the cop car. I felt bad, cause we were standing in the middle of the Walmart parking lot, at 3 in the morning. Robin's mother was there, to pick him up, but we couldn't leave yet. She was patient, and really sweet. Either way, the kid's mom came to get him, and she gave us the dirtiest look, as if WE did something wrong. Um, ex-squeeze me BITCH, but I didn't want to risk getting raped. Either way, I went home, and PASSED OUT.
What a fucking night. ♥
Oh, and I just made my hair WHITE.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Dramallamas galore.
DRAMALLAMA 1 - BLACK CHICKS
TL;DR version - Two Ghetto Queens on my bus started bitching at me for jumping into MY conversation, and threatened me. "I'mma geet mah mommuh n have hur sheeyootcha!"
(Translation - "I'm going to get my mother, and have her fire her gun at you.")
And you know what's funny? They accuse me of being racist for telling them that I was going to report said threat, and they always tell the Principal about "how much I love telling everyone how I just love anal sex". I don't air that info ANYWHERE. I can promise anyone that. They're just making up lies to try and get my ass suspended so that they can continue to radiate their ghetto-ness among the bus.
Oh, yeah, did I mention they also threaten the bus driver herself, and call her a racist for getting onto them for harassing me, but never getting on me for defending myself?
DRAMALLAMA 2 - CHOIR DRAMA.
My school has 2 show choirs. 1 for women only, and another for both sexes. Tryouts are held at the end of the year. Last time, they were in March, and I -obviously- didn't make it. I expected as such. Because the judges are the seniors in both show choirs. I had some friends, but I hoped for the best, and prayed that everyone voted fairly, even though I know they didn't. What's worse, is that most of the seniors in the show choirs this year hate me, and one of the judges is the gay, white, half-brother of the two Ghetto Queens mentioned in the above post. So, I'm pretty much fucked either way. They always say "We're gonna judge fairly!" But does anyone really believe that bullshit? We all know it's a goddamn popularity contest. A guy that had NO CHOIR EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER GOT INTO THE SHOW CHOIR. We have a men's/women's choir, mixed, and the show choirs. He got in because he was liked by all the seniors. I didn't care. BFD, right? All I cared about was getting in for my Junior Year. If I don't get in, well, fuck it. I dunno what I'll do, but I won't be at my high school anymore. I'll prob'ly just go live with my dad. I only stay in this shithole of a town because of the choir, and my friends. That's it.
DRAMALLAMA 2.B - CHOIR DRAMA (Cont.)
Every few years, my choir auditions for the Disney Candlelight Performance, where we go and actually sing at Disney World. The requirements are a cheap fee of $400, and a GPA of 2.0 or higher. Well, my GPA IS a 2.0, but the computer is screwing up more than ever, and set me at a 1.8. I don't know why. I've tried explaining this to the director, but he's stubborn. I don't hate him, I'm just annoyed that my mom has already payed 2/3rds of the trip, and I might not even be able to go, due to a glitch in the system.
Fuck my life.
TL;DR version - Two Ghetto Queens on my bus started bitching at me for jumping into MY conversation, and threatened me. "I'mma geet mah mommuh n have hur sheeyootcha!"
(Translation - "I'm going to get my mother, and have her fire her gun at you.")
And you know what's funny? They accuse me of being racist for telling them that I was going to report said threat, and they always tell the Principal about "how much I love telling everyone how I just love anal sex". I don't air that info ANYWHERE. I can promise anyone that. They're just making up lies to try and get my ass suspended so that they can continue to radiate their ghetto-ness among the bus.
Oh, yeah, did I mention they also threaten the bus driver herself, and call her a racist for getting onto them for harassing me, but never getting on me for defending myself?
DRAMALLAMA 2 - CHOIR DRAMA.
My school has 2 show choirs. 1 for women only, and another for both sexes. Tryouts are held at the end of the year. Last time, they were in March, and I -obviously- didn't make it. I expected as such. Because the judges are the seniors in both show choirs. I had some friends, but I hoped for the best, and prayed that everyone voted fairly, even though I know they didn't. What's worse, is that most of the seniors in the show choirs this year hate me, and one of the judges is the gay, white, half-brother of the two Ghetto Queens mentioned in the above post. So, I'm pretty much fucked either way. They always say "We're gonna judge fairly!" But does anyone really believe that bullshit? We all know it's a goddamn popularity contest. A guy that had NO CHOIR EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER GOT INTO THE SHOW CHOIR. We have a men's/women's choir, mixed, and the show choirs. He got in because he was liked by all the seniors. I didn't care. BFD, right? All I cared about was getting in for my Junior Year. If I don't get in, well, fuck it. I dunno what I'll do, but I won't be at my high school anymore. I'll prob'ly just go live with my dad. I only stay in this shithole of a town because of the choir, and my friends. That's it.
DRAMALLAMA 2.B - CHOIR DRAMA (Cont.)
Every few years, my choir auditions for the Disney Candlelight Performance, where we go and actually sing at Disney World. The requirements are a cheap fee of $400, and a GPA of 2.0 or higher. Well, my GPA IS a 2.0, but the computer is screwing up more than ever, and set me at a 1.8. I don't know why. I've tried explaining this to the director, but he's stubborn. I don't hate him, I'm just annoyed that my mom has already payed 2/3rds of the trip, and I might not even be able to go, due to a glitch in the system.
Fuck my life.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
ಠ_ಠ HOMEWORK.
I just don't get it.
What's the point of Homework? It's just another way of keeping us teens
A - From having free time.
B - From advancing to the next grade.
Homework is rather pointless. Some people can't even get it done without a teacher. I know I can't! Most of the time, if it's multiple choice, I guess. If not... Google. But anyway, it also wastes paper.
My way of thinking - If the teacher wants us to do work, it's gonna have to be IN class.
Short blog is short.
What's the point of Homework? It's just another way of keeping us teens
A - From having free time.
B - From advancing to the next grade.
Homework is rather pointless. Some people can't even get it done without a teacher. I know I can't! Most of the time, if it's multiple choice, I guess. If not... Google. But anyway, it also wastes paper.
My way of thinking - If the teacher wants us to do work, it's gonna have to be IN class.
Short blog is short.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Religion.
Controversial post - Coming right up!
You know what? I'm sick of Christians, Mormons, and other religious people telling me that I'm going to burn in hell. Honestly, they are too. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the bible say NOT TO JUDGE, and LOVE EVERYONE (basically.)? And it also amuses me, because they're actually only listening to what their Pastor, Father, etc are telling them.
Ironic, huh? God doesn't hate fags like me. Actually, this reminds me of an interesting story. One night, after coming home from my best friend's (Let's call her Betty Gwen Jemima Cuntlicker, or just Betty.) house, I discovered 40+ bibles on my front porch. Each had a note attached by a rubber band. "You're going to hell." "Abomination." "God hates fags." etc. Well, that's okay, bitches. I held a bonfire in my backyard that night. And I didn't feel bad about it.
Another thing, the bible says God loves everyones, and we are all equal.
It doesn't say that we are all equal... Unless you're gay. That's just something people didn't want to see at the time. Well, sorry fuckers. We're here to fucking stay.
You know what? I'm sick of Christians, Mormons, and other religious people telling me that I'm going to burn in hell. Honestly, they are too. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the bible say NOT TO JUDGE, and LOVE EVERYONE (basically.)? And it also amuses me, because they're actually only listening to what their Pastor, Father, etc are telling them.
"Homophobic fundamentalists often quote two particular verses that seem to be against gay people. These two verses, both of which appear in the book of Leviticus, are . . .
"You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)
and . . .
"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
Below, we'll take a look at other scripture verses that are in the exact same book (Leviticus) as the above verse. This exercise proves that those preachers who are so enthusiastic about quoting the book of Leviticus to affirm their personal prejudice against people who are gay or lesbian become awfully quiet when it comes to other verses that appear in the very same book.
Remember, this isn't about faith whatsoever. It's about people who have pre-existing anti-gay prejudice in their hearts. They choose the Christian Bible as the tool with which they attempt to affirm and legitimize that pre-existing prejudice.
Sadly, the truth is that they just don't like gay people.
An "abomination?"
Fundamentalists also like to use Leviticus 18:22 to justify their anti-gay prejudice. That verse says, "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination." Perhaps you have heard some people refer to gay people as an "abomination." They get the idea directly from Leviticus 18:22. But did you know...
"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)
- The Bible says that eating shrimp and lobster is an abomination:
"They (shellfish) shall be an abomination to you; you shall not eat their flesh, but you shall regard their carcasses as an abomination." (Leviticus 11:11)
"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:12)
Ironic, huh? God doesn't hate fags like me. Actually, this reminds me of an interesting story. One night, after coming home from my best friend's (Let's call her Betty Gwen Jemima Cuntlicker, or just Betty.) house, I discovered 40+ bibles on my front porch. Each had a note attached by a rubber band. "You're going to hell." "Abomination." "God hates fags." etc. Well, that's okay, bitches. I held a bonfire in my backyard that night. And I didn't feel bad about it.
Another thing, the bible says God loves everyones, and we are all equal.
It doesn't say that we are all equal... Unless you're gay. That's just something people didn't want to see at the time. Well, sorry fuckers. We're here to fucking stay.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
How convenient.
I was to go over to one of my whores' house today, for a slumber party with Penguin and maybe some others. I think it's really interesting that when I text her and say "Getting ready!" She suddenly gets GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. Nice. I don't believe that. I wish she would have just told me that she just didn't want me over.
Anyway, I've done nothing all day, except sit around and play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2. I just gotta find something else to do, I guess. There's that Shadow of Destiny game that Dizzy loaned me... Honeyballs is practically begging me to play it. Ahhh I miss Dizzy and Honeyballs.
AND ON SOME SORTA GOOD NEWS, Redhead texted me, and she's trying to hook me up with that guy. Sllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllyyyy. I love my friends ♥ SOMETIMES.
Anyway, I've done nothing all day, except sit around and play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2. I just gotta find something else to do, I guess. There's that Shadow of Destiny game that Dizzy loaned me... Honeyballs is practically begging me to play it. Ahhh I miss Dizzy and Honeyballs.
AND ON SOME SORTA GOOD NEWS, Redhead texted me, and she's trying to hook me up with that guy. Sllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllyyyy. I love my friends ♥ SOMETIMES.
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